Here’s our top 10 Things you can make your St. Patrick’s Day totally killer. We want to make sure you’ve got everything you need and more to have a good time. Remember to drink—and pinch—responsibly.
Hexcup Beer Pong Set
When engineers combine their love of drinking with their highly sought after logical minds, great things happen. Modeled after the honeycomb, these beer pong cups have been designed to leave no spaces in between each cup giving you clean racks. Another great feature is that they don’t slide when there’s a little spillage underneath them thanks to the shape of the base—it’s designed to break surface tension. But the best thing about these cups is that they’re reusable.
Quaffer Shot Glasses
These glasses are perfect for chasing down some “hard A.” The double bubble layers keep your chaser and your alcohol separate. You pour your chaser first followed the alcohol. It goes down really smooth once you shoot it. You can’t even taste how disgusting Jaeger is with these shot glasses—and that’s saying something.
Perfect for craft beer, the Sonic Foamer will help bring out the flavor and aroma of your brew. Set the glass on the device, press the button, and witness as ultrasonic pulses unlock all the flavor from your beer and give it new life.
Brizled LED String Lights
These festive green lights will bring a leprechaun’s gold worth of holiday cheer to any living room/patio/cave.
The Paddle by Raging Mammoth is not for the faint of liver. It’s a traditional paddle with three holes cut into it for 3 cups of alcohol. Angle the cups towards your gullet and try to keep up as your alcohol cascades downward into your head-hole.
Another product by Raging Mammoth who’s killing the game right now. The Sabertooth Raw cuts through cans like a knife through butter, making it that much easier to shotgun a beer leaving no mess behind.
Every year several dummies try to open a bottle of beer with their teeth. I’m not implying you’ll become a statistic but maybe Darren from accounting brings his cousin over from out of town, and he tries to show off. Next thing you know, you’ve got blood all over your patio and the party’s ruined. Don’t let Darren’s cousin ruin your party, get a Caplord.
Portable Keg Draft System
TheKeg Smith’s 8-Pintkeg is a 128 oz. high-quality stainless steel portable draft keg system. Fill it up with your own homemade brew to bring to a party or take it down to your favorite brewery and fill it up with the nectar of the gods. Be the envy of everyone in the joint as you saunter out of there with a piece of hardware that would make Homer Simpson weep.
Perhaps the most important item of all on this list, a breathalyzer that can keep you from making one of the worst mistakes of your life. And if you’ve got the designated driver covered, you can use it to see which one of you has consumed the most alcohol.
What good would celebrating St. Patrick’s Day be all by yourself? Make sure to get together with the people you hold nearest and dearest to your heart and have a time that you’ll never forget…or maybe you will because of all the drinking.